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hey [09 Jan 2013|04:02pm]
does anybody even use this anymore?!
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WHAAAAAAAAA [31 May 2011|10:12pm]
SSSSSSUUPPPPPPP
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[21 Mar 2011|03:19pm]
OH WHAT THE FUCK?
I'M ONLINE
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Work [09 Jul 2010|04:22pm]
finally got around to updating http://lookitsdaniel.blogspot.com ..

LOOK! IT'S DANIEL!!
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pfffffffffffffffttt... [13 May 2010|12:32pm]
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lololololololololololololololololol
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Just created a work blog, for posting up recent work and ideas. [29 Mar 2010|04:57pm]
(if you give a shit): http://lookitsdaniel.blogspot.com/

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kaboom muthafuckas
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yo dawg i heard you like memes, i put one in here so you can laugh at it while you laugh at my blog [29 Mar 2010|03:34pm]
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From the editor's desk [11 Mar 2010|12:47pm]
Hi it's me again, blogging from the toilet on my regular mid-day shit-break. As I'm performing this physical release, why not release some content? On the subject of shit, a lot of people love talking shit. Some love to talk shit about me in general. This is cool, I love the attention. To my uninvited guest(s), I hope you hate what you see here, it's really the point of this blog. Oh, another piece just slid out my anus.

Plop
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[09 Feb 2010|06:07pm]
                              /^\                              
           L L               /   \               L L           
        __/|/|_             /  .  \             _|\|\__        
       /_| [_[_\           /     .-\           /_]_] |_\       
      /__\  __`-\_____    /    .    \    _____/-`__  /__\      
     /___] /=@>  _   {>  /-.         \  <}   _  <@=\ [___\     
    /____/     /` `--/  /      .      \  \--` `\     \____\    
   /____/  \____/`-._> /               \ <_.-`\____/  \____\   
  /____/    /__/      /-._     .   _.-  \      \__\    \____\  
 /____/    /__/      /         .         \      \__\    \____\ 
|____/_  _/__/      /          .          \      \__\_  _\____|
 \__/_ ``_|_/      /      -._  .        _.-\      \_|_`` _\___/
   /__`-`__\      <_         `-;        NDT_>      /__`-`__\   
      `-`           `-._       ;       _.-`           `-`      
                        `-._   ;   _.-`                        
                            `-._.-`                            
                                                               
                     I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED                     
           IS THIS WHAT GIRLS LOOK AT INSTEAD OF PORN          
                                                               
                         WAIT NEVERMIND                        
             THEY LOOK AT MONEY WHEN THEY MASTURBATE           
 
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BOOM [09 Feb 2010|05:52pm]
i was going to write an entry, but DO I REALLY NEED AN EXCUSE TO POST PHOTOS LIKE THIS?




















































NO.

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slow day? [09 Feb 2010|05:45pm]
_____ | ~~~ | __ |_____| __ (_/___%/<->%___\_) | ( / )--//// `--' I WILLINGLY _ ) (__ TAKE IT UP (::::\ /::::) THE POOP CHUTE ) | >o< |\ ( _ ____/ /| / \ | \ \ (=\ ___/:\/___\/ / /: ::::::|_[@]_|/ /:: ::::: | ==|/::: :: : | (_|::: | |:: | | ||||||| ||||||| | || | __| || |__ (__/[][]\__)
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2 iPhone 3Gs and 1 failed attempt to upgrade to a 3GS later, [04 Feb 2010|05:09pm]
I have confimed that SINGTEL IS FULL OF SHIT.
so much for a "loyalty rewards" program
all i've been rewarded with is shitty customer service, patronising "i understand your problem"s and other assorted niceties

FUCK YOU SINGTEL I'M THE CUSTOMER I SHOULD BE DOING THE PATRONISATION.
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What up fools [04 Jan 2010|05:35am]
happy martin luther king day
WORK STARTS TODAY
and i must be stressed out cause i haven't slept a wink
not because i can't handle the pressure, but because sleeping is for losers
and i'm winning nonstop and ballin out of control

that's all i really have to say
kthxbye
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Respite from the frenzy [29 Oct 2009|11:21am]
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it's been more than half a year? already?
now if only my free time could stretch longer.

:)
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Best BMX Playlist ever? [08 Oct 2009|12:29pm]
Hot Water Music - Just Don't Say You Lost It
Live - All Over You
Get Up Kids - Shorty
Promise Ring - B Is For Bethlehem
New Found Glory - Sonny
No Use For A Name - Coming Too Close
Pennywise - Bro Hymn
Jimmy Eat World - Believe In What You Want
Smashing Pumpkins - Zero
Goldfinger - Nothing To Prove To You
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get
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conversation of the week [02 Oct 2009|05:23pm]
kingofgrope: OH SHIT i better like, put on my pants
they be here soon
haha
that woke me up

me: lol wtf
yea i know the feeling
you're like
waiting for friewnds to come
so you like slack and whack for a bit
before you know it
they're ringing your buzzer and you haven't cum yet

kingofgrope: hahahahahah

me: HATE THAT FEELING

kingofgrope: THAT'S RIGHT
YES
WORST FEELING EVER
haha
well

me: "okay~~ give me 5 minutes to get ready"
you will say in your best sing-song voice
and you quickly jerk off into some tissue

kingofgrope: i haven't actually had that exact moment but there have been similar moments

me: and it sucks

kingofgrope: aahaha

me: because you're not even at your completion scene or jpeg

kingofgrope: unfulfilling
hahahahaah

me: ya man fucking dissatisfying
to cum at something thats not your completion assist
it just sets up for a night full of planning what to jerk off to later
i hate that
spoils the mood
sets you up for a fucked up night

kingofgrope: hahaa
i should have jerked off :(
for a better night
instead i talked to you
about jerking off
for a better night

me: hey that's life
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UPDATE [11 Sep 2009|10:26am]
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new bike update

i m a ripper.
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Writer's Block: How Rude! [04 Sep 2009|06:47pm]
What's the rudest thing you've ever asked anyone? And what's the rudest thing you've ever been asked?

this question, obviously
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[01 Sep 2009|12:26pm]
4 more days, then the weekend, then 1st day at BBH and the end of brain drain.
I'd like to dedicate a song to all y'All..

How many brothas fell victim to tha streetz
Rest in peace young nigga
Theres a heaven for a g
Be a lie
If I told ya that I never thought of death
My niggas
We tha last ones left
But life goes on.....

How many brothas fell victim to tha streetz
Rest in peace young nigga
Theres a heaven for a g
Be a lie
If I told ya that I never thought of death
My niggas
We tha last ones left
But life goes on....

As I bail through tha empty halls
Breath stinkin
In my draws
Ring, ring, ring
Quiet yall
Incoming call
Plus this my homie from high school
Hes getting by
Its time to worry
Another brotha
Nobody cry
Life as a baller
Alchol and booty calls
We usta do them as adolecents
Do you recall ?
Raised as gs
Loced out and blazed the weed
Get on tha roof
Lets get smoked out
And blaze with me
2 in tha morning
And we still high assed out
Screamin thug till I die
Before I passed out
But now that your gone
Im in tha zone
Thinkin
i dont wanna die all alone
But now ya gone
And all I got left are stinkin memories
I love them niggas to death
Im drinkin hennessy
While tryin ta make it last
I drink a 5th for that ass
When you pass...
Cause life goes on
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hey handsomes! [01 Sep 2009|11:37am]
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yea.. i'm like, totally not dead yet..
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so anyway.. check out http://frpwnblog.tumblr.com
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oh and hey...
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